Showing posts with label secret shame. Show all posts
Showing posts with label secret shame. Show all posts

2.22.2014

Secret Shame: Kraft Macaroni & Cheese


It's a shade of yellow not found in many natural foods. It has a strangely tangy cheese flavor that seems almost forced into the fine powder by the people at Kraft Foods. And yet Amy loves it. Could it be because it was the first thing she ever learned to "cook" - that long ago day, home sick from school, shuffling around on the kitchen linoleum in her footie pajamas? Perhaps. 


Even then, she assumed the directions were mere suggestions and a few times after following them, began to cook "The Cheesiest" to her own liking. The elbows? Al dente, even though she didn't know what that was at the time. The sauce? Saucier, with the help of an extra ounce of milk. The result? What she lovingly refers to (with odd hand gestures, we might add), as "firm, yet watery." You know you love it? Yes, indeed.



8.01.2013

Secret Shame: Dippin' Dots



We're having a very busy summer and we have plenty of food adventures to tell you about, but no time to tell you. We promise to get to it very soon. For now, though, here is a new theme post in which Amy divulges her secret food shames. Things self-professed foodies such as she should never admit to liking. Take Dippin' Dots, for example. The ice cream novelty that only a 7-year-old should love. For shame, Amy. For shame.

Look for more secret shames coming soon. There are plenty of them, unfortunately.